Time for Entertainment... #7. A Pilot Rants Over the Intercom About Sex With His Flight Attendants #6. A Fistfight Breaks Out Between Pilots and Crew, then Spills Out into the Cabin #5. A Pilot Gets Stuck in the Bathroom, Causing a Terrorism Scare #4. A Pilot Narrowly Avoids the Planet Venus #3. A Pilot Answers Text Messages and Forgets to Lower the Landing Gear #2. A Copilot Nearly Crashed the Plane Trying to Open the Cockpit Door #1. A Pilot Let His Kids Take the Controls and Predictability Ensued http://www.cracked.com/article_19879_th ... light.html